Curse

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

why thank you.

*gives metgrl a peanut to throw at paul*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 05:10 AM // 05:10

thank you!

*throws a peanut at Paul*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12

is paul still unconscious in elephant form?

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22

"No, you mother f**kers I'm Samuel mother f**king Jackson now"
*Continues using Mother f**ker in every sentence*
*Sips mother f**king beer*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:29 AM // 05:29

hmmm ... a swearing elephant who thinks he's samuel l jackson. gotta acknowledge originality. *clap clap*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32

*mother f**king bows*
*Sips some more mother f**king beer*
*mother f**king shoots some mother f**king rats*
"I'm mother f**king bored. Mother f**kers, entertain mother f**king me"

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:34 AM // 05:34

*drinks beer*

*ponders the situation*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36

"Don't mother f**king ponder, I mother f**king said mother f**king entertain me. Mother f**ke...."

*Gets tired of typing "Mother f**ker" so turns back into a normal elephant*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:38 AM // 05:38

*fires ketamine dart at paul ze elephant*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:39 AM // 05:39

*Turns into a bigger ele-nay, the biggest elephant ever to walk the earth or any other planet*

*kicks Bacon*

*Sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 05:42 AM // 05:42

*offers grass to paul*
*hands him a peanut*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

1 peanut...? I'm the biggest elephant to ever be in existence and i get one peanut?

*Stomps on metalicagrl*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

NO PAUL THE ELEPHANT, THAT'S A BAD PAUL THE ELEPHANT!! >.<

*smacks paul the elephant*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45

*rams bacon into a wall*
*demands 3,000,000,000 peanuts or will destroy the bar in a very scary and awesome manner*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 05:47 AM // 05:47

Uses secret Peanut Breath +5 power on Paul.
There's your peanuts.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:48 AM // 05:48

"...I didn't expect my demand would be met...ummm, thank you?"

*Sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49

*walks over and stabs Paul with a dart*
*denies him of all food so he starves*

no peanuts for paul!
*puts paul in a zoo*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

yes, bad eles get put in a cage.

dance little piggy, dance!

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

What are you talking about? i have 3,000,000,000 peanuts!

*Breaks out of zoo*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53

Gets job at zoo that apparently got set up inside the bar.
Gets promoted to head zookeeper by eating the rest of the staff.
Puts metalicagrl in same cage as Paul.
Sips beer.